I just want Batman to tell a joke, get laid, feel an emotion, and have an adventure that makes me be like, whoa, I’ve never seen/thought of this kind of thing before.
I can already see the newsarama articles on the fanboy outrage now
Doesn’t DC have a whole “Batman can never sit down” thing, too? Because it makes him less intimidating or something?
“Mom, I can’t save during a battle!”